RJ Miss Incognito: A rocket scientist... :-)

I'm a peacemaker, not a provocateur

I'm just a pawn -- she's a queen -- Kasparov against Deep Blue computer.


A pawn is always sacrificed -- Been a misadventurer

I'm a schooligan from a blackboard jungle -- NOT Ivy Leaguer.


I'm a chain smoker but I swear -- Am a fanatical teetotaler

I'm warped -- Was never into paper chase -- so I turned into a paper-pusher -- penpusher.


Did she goof around with paper darts when she's a bright-eyed schooler

I think she's a gung ho organizer.


She's an ace at potshotting -- She's clever -- She's a dueler

Say cheese -- Should we expect some potboiler.


No cheat sheet -- Vikram Aur Betaal -- Who's a moralizer

Is this metrical -- Bonkers -- Rat tamer -- Catnapper -- Pest control officer?


I envy her -- I mean her spontaneity -- off the cuff rimester -- extemporizer

I've got a honeypot-like insectarium -- I'm an anti-insecticide campaigner.


It's jukebox experience -- makes me footloose for a while -- listening to those chart-toppers

She'd have a humanoid birthday greeter.


Her charm bracelet is funky -- A navy-blue blazer would be swanky -- Wish I were a skywriter

I love her conversation stoppers -- And, her indifferentism -- She's a rebel - A saboteur.


On the air -- I'd be a sitting duck -- She'd incapacitate me with a stun gun -- It's skeet -- She's a trapshooter

My rhymes are mediocre and space-fillers.


To be continued...

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