RJ Miss Incognito: A rhyme about her.

RJ Miss Incognito is a poster girl

She makes us rock and roll.

 

She's like a tigress on the prowl

If you mess with her -- you'd be mauled.

 

She's grit -- she's superbold

For nought -- You'd be bowled.

 

She's a solar car -- she saves money on gas or petrol

If you mispronounce anything -- she'd scold.


She rolls the dice -- turns macho men into mice and charcoal

She's kinda old school.


She'd deftly tinker with her daunting and futuristic console

She loves puppies -- gives 'em sausages -- when they howl and drool.


While talking on the phone -- she'd absent-mindedly scrawl

She is crazy about funky shawls.


Her English has native speaker like drawl

She doesn't like anything foul.


She didn't go to a blackboard jungle -- but to an elite school

She gets miffed and mad if you don't play by the rules.


She loves anything that says bow-wow and woof

She detests guys who cry wolf.


She's a whistle-blower and supercool

Loves to read biographical books and scrolls.


She doesn't like pompous fools

Amongst RJs -- She's a crown jewel.


She seldom frowns

Her favorite color is probably brown.


We live in the same town

She's an egghead and I'm a clown.


Something is terribly wrong

I just can't text her -- that's why I wail and mourn.


My heart beats like a gong

When she hums or sings a song.


I'm smitten and conked

I'm singing hymns like a Buddhist monk.


She's zillions of fans -- Her Facebook page is thronged

But I write rhymes for her and break new ground.


She's strong-willed, assertive, and superphenomenon

She's elegance and charisma.


Her voice is otherworldly, angelical, and talisman

It's her good karma.

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