RJ Miss Incognito: Intergalactic traveler...

Is she a seafarer

Is she a wayfarer?


She counsels like my shrink -- she's natural -- she's Miss motivator

She's Brobdingnagian personality traits -- She's like a New Yorker -- A conjurer.


She'd start writing -- She'd be a Blogger

I'm dying to be her ghostwriter.


In school -- was she a troublemaker

Could she outsmart a lie detector?


Is she an intergalactic (space) traveler

Does she have an e-book reader?


She's a riddler

I'm obstinately inquisitive -- What's her pet peeve -- What's her bugbear.


How long does she take to crack a typical brain-teaser

Is she a diarist -- She'd try and add more Urdu/Hindi songs in her playlist -- something that'd turn us into tap-dancers?


Who's her favorite author

What does her car meter read -- Could she tell offhand -- What does it say -- her car's mileage indicator.


Is she a number-cruncher

Is she a good baby-sitter.


What does she think of Ethical Hackers

What's her favorite animal cracker.


Does she gift kids sparklers?

Could she compute the decibel level of a firecracker?


Does she like chandeliers?

Does she donate twenty-five percent of her paycheck to a beggar?


She's a juggler

She's a multitasker.


For sharp five minutes -- Could she be a mahout of a tusker

For just a day -- Could she be a herder.


Did she ever fiddle with an Ouija board -- Does she believe in the paranormal and ghostbusters?

Is she skeptical of levitation -- Who's her astrologer.


To be continued...

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