RJ Miss Incognito: An Antarctic explorer...

I've probably got multiple personality disorder

My memory is murkier.


Speed -- Distance -- Time -- Radius -- Peak Hour Factor 

Wish I were a mapmaker -- a navigator.


They say -- GPS operates best near the equator

Is she following the Google Science Fair?


Is her car equipped with a GPS receiver

Locating her igloo would've been easier.


Where's she heading -- Miss Antarctic explorer

Has she been spotted by a casting director?


In the ultimate analysis -- the tortoise is a winner

Go girl -- get your pocket calculator.


Is she a keen snapshooter

Has she ever tried a six-shooter?


Is Internet Explorer her default browser

What's it about -- this get-together.


Has she read the autobiography Of Adolf Hitler

What does she think of the Fuhrer?


Bye for now -- Miss absenter.

Come back real soon -- get me a pygmyish alligator.


To be continued...

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