Ethical Hackers' Manifesto

We're the InfoSec people

We're the first line of defense.

We're the cyber warriors

We keep our electronic frontiers safe.

We're the ethical hackers

We strike down hard and lightning fast.

We're like blitz

We're alpha geeks.

Lawbreakers swoon and shiver

We make 'em tremble with fear.

We're the best and the brightest

We're the elite.

We've razor-sharp minds

We're the nerds.

We're unwinged guardian angels

Ethical Hacking is in our blood.

We're the avant-gardists

We've got fire in our bellies.

We're the tech evangelists

We lead a life full of chivalry.

We're armed to the teeth

We've got skills and grit.

We smoke 'em out like rats

Whenever we turn up the heat.

You're on the wrong side of the law

You're morally weak.

We'll bring you to justice inevitably

You can run but you can't hide. 

We'll bring you to your knees

We're indomitable geeks.

We're unstoppable comrades

We come after you wave after wave. 

We protect you

So that you'd live in peace.


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